Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman:

“First Rule of Fight Club, you pay me $10 million dollars”

“Hippies, hippies… they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”

“I am not Fat, I’m just big-boned!!”

“Oh, oh, Jesus. I was here laughing so hard, that the milk comes out of your nose. Oh, oh, man”


“Wait a minute… maybe that was a sign from God.. That’s it isn’t it?! You want
me to start a boy band so I can make ten million dollars, don’t you?! THAT’s IT!!”

“Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was
wrong, you’re not a Jew. Kyle: Cartman, I *am* Jewish! Cartman: There, there,
don’t be hard on yourself, Kyle.”


2 Comments on “Eric Cartman”

  1. Santosh says:

    Kyle: I’m not being in any faggy boy band.
    Cartman: There’s nothing faggy about ten million dollars Asshole!! This was a message from God!

  2. Marvin says:

    My Fav:

    Screw you guys! I am going home



    Screw god he is a pussy! … You know I am kidding right!

    I hate you guys! I hate you guys so very much cause I hate you guys!

    You don’t understand, ever since I was two, it has been my dream to have 1 million dollars

    Gentlemen God has finally spoken to me!

    Kenny’s family is so poor that they are getting a second mortage on their cardboard box